thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
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