The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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