I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Randomize
