Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Best friends brother. Beat that.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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