Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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