Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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