You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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