he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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