Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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