my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
3pm strippers are depressing
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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