She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
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Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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