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She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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