I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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