a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
i believe in u and ur pee
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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