It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Text me some of your sweat
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