I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
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