Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
