so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
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