Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
We have started to decorate penises.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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