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(905): View more from Toronto

Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.

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(281): View more from Texas

Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.

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(917): View more from New York City

I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.

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(360): View more from Washington

Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.

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(785): View more from Kansas

Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??

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(812): View more from Indiana

She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.

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(214): View more from Texas

My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0

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(619): View more from California

I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.

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