maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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