oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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