nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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