Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
