I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Houston, we have a squirter
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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