Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Drunk is not a location!
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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