I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
