you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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