Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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