Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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