So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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