Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Randomize
