thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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