Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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