Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
love makes seman taste better
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
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