PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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