What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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