he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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