My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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