I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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