i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
