wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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