I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
