I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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