Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
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