he puts the penis in happiness.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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