it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Randomize
