So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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