I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Randomize
