My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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