Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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